We all have them? Here are mine..
1, That someone has put a camera in the toilet.
- Which is why I never use the toilets in clubs or restaurants.
2, Being killed when we overtake a lorry in the rain on the motorway.
- One day, it will get too wet on the road and we will slip in under the lorry and die.
3, There will be someone looking back at me if I look into a mirror in the dark.
- Surely I'm not the only one who doesn't look myself in the mirror in a dark room?
4, Being on a high bridge and it crumbles and I fall to my death.
- I. Hate. Bridges.
5, Russia invading Sweden.
- Is this irrational tho? Really? Doesn't matter, because I have a plan!
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